UK Hardback
(1991) Hutchinson
out of print
UK Paperback
(2008) Arrow
ISBN 978-0-099-51507-4
UK Audio
Isis, new 2000 edition
ISBN 0-7531-0688-4
(read by Christopher Scott)
Spoken Drama
BBC World: Radio 4 version, stars Anton Lesser/Anna Madeley
To be published July 2006
Audiocassette: ISBN
CDs: ISBN
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US
(1993) Crown/Ballantine
license expired and
may go out of print.
ISBN 0-345-37390-1
US Audio
Recorded Books
(read by Donal Donelly)
ISBN 0-788-7735-50 |
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‘All I had in the world to worry about
was two pastries in a hatful of dust. I put the hat down on a
doorstep and laid my cloak over it. A gesture really; while I
tried to cope.’
Chosen by readers, Rosina and George Harter
Plot Summary
Deliberately conceived as a classic private eye dilemma: Trying to forget
the indignity of being bailed from jail by his mother, Falco accepts a case from nouveaux
riches private clients. Meanwhile he is trying to lure Helena Justina to live with him,
which may prove extremely dangerous, given the notorious instability of Roman real estate.
When the man he is protecting dies (mother was right: dont lick your plate) our hero
finds himself paid off and rehired by the chief suspect. She is a "professional
bride", or according to her, a nice girl who does a lot of sewing (and who owns a
parrot with a curious turn of phrase). There is a closed circle of characters, all with
suspicious motives; they are seedily unpleasant and their friends are worse. While
investigating, Falco meets for the first time, Thalia, the exotic dancer, and Jason her
sinuous pet. The clinching evidence is medical, eventually deposited with the Vestal
Virgins for safety: lucky they dont know what it is.
This is the one with the joke about Roman manicure sets that
translators find very difficult.
Research Note: this has the famous turbot-cooking scene. It was
tried out thoroughly, the series editor taking the part of Petronius holding the hot tray.
See Photo Album, picture 6.

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Reviews
Another redolent dip into corruption in Vespasians Rome
original and delightful Sunday Times
If Damon Runyon had turned his hand to the characters of Imperial
Rome instead of New York in the '30s, he might have come up with something along the lines
of Marcus Didius Falco
What fun this is- The Drood Review of Mystery
An irresistible package of history, mystery, and fast-moving
action, all punctuated by a sense of humour that few writers can match - Cleveland
Plain Dealer
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